Infinite texts

This is a day of change for Alistair. He has a new phone. And a contract. This contract brings with it an unlimited* number of texts.

I spent the night at the theatre, waiting around for most of the time, between my scene at the beginning of the play, and my bow at the end. Rach wrote in my diary, and gave all the Notable Dates a rating out of ten (approximately). Oh, the excitement. I wanted to do a chart, but I lack the facility, energy and fallacy.

A haircut, and the thought hashardly hardly crossed my mind.

"You don't half babble when you've not eaten." I haven't eaten, but I fear the rambling is due to lack of sleep. Hence, I shall rectify the predicament by bedding.

*Fair use policy applies, ie. I can't send more that 3000 in one month.